Biore pore strips, a glass of Burgundy and “The Killing” on Netflix.

Biore pore strips, a glass of Burgundy and “The Killing” on Netflix.

Watch "Fat Guy Tinder Date (Social Experiment)" on YouTube

Social experiment? No, it’s a lie. A bona fide, straight up your ass lie. There’s nothing sociological about lying. This guy and that other chic are just illustrating what ALL dating apps are inadvertently guilty of harboring. Liars.

Statue Gardens. Oslo, Norway. Sexy statues.

Statue Gardens. Oslo, Norway. Sexy statues.

@Norsk Folkemuseum, Oslo Norway. I could soooooooo live in one of these.

@Norsk Folkemuseum, Oslo Norway. I could soooooooo live in one of these.

Word

Word

2 beers equals 140 kroner equals 23$ and some change. I will have to start bringing in my own beer for the rest of my time here in Oslo otherwise I’ll go broke. Sweet baby Jesus that’s some expensive lager, and I don’t even get to keep the glass.

2 beers equals 140 kroner equals 23$ and some change. I will have to start bringing in my own beer for the rest of my time here in Oslo otherwise I’ll go broke. Sweet baby Jesus that’s some expensive lager, and I don’t even get to keep the glass.

I like the way the Norwegians think… and decorate.

I like the way the Norwegians think… and decorate.

Make Your Own Damn Pumpkin Spice Latte For $1

Life-changing

Word(s) (at John F. Kennedy International Airport)

Word(s) (at John F. Kennedy International Airport)

3 countries, 3 weeks, 2 carry ons. 1 word. Efficient

3 countries, 3 weeks, 2 carry ons. 1 word. Efficient